Teaching Cats

If you know anything about Her, you know She used to be a teacher. Sometimes She forgets She is retired, and tries to teach people and cats stuff.  She does a little better with people than with cats, I can promise you. I have heard Her talk about how She liked being a teacher, and had all kinds of experiences. She says She has taught every kind of kid there ever was in the world. Her favorites were the ones who had some problems with learning things, although they were clever enough to get it if they were taught right. For a long time, there weren't special teachers for these kinds of kids, but one day there was a new rule, and it was that these children could have special teachers. Of course, She went back to school to get the paper that let Her teach the guys. She didn't care if She taught rooms full of regular kids or the special ones, because She taught the same way.  She knew not to shout at children and cats.  I wish He would learn that. She knew it was better to find out how they learned best and teach them that way. Almost all of Her lessons were a combination of stuff. I believe She understands that cats don't intend to do anything they don't want to do already, but She doesn't get mad. People have told me She is patient. That means She doesn't get all upset like He does if something goes wrong at first.  I am not sure if She is patient, or if She just wants people and cats to like learning things, which they won't do if you yell at them.
I'll go watch her program with Her now. The one with the questions. Toodles.